Roadhog
by BLA

Extract from Product Review in Mort Time

The advertising material for this bike and side car combo stresses its popularity on Dante and the amount of weaponry you can strap to it, and its famed on Mort for its performance is Death Raid 899, so its fair to say that this is a machine with a lot of kills under its belt. That alone will make it popular with some parts of teh community, and indeed it has become THE vehicle for KT. However lets forget the mythology and look at the machine itself.

Ok. It’s a BIG bike. And it shows in the handling. Even without the side car it takes a lot of turning. With it its worse that a jeep!
And it is VERY expensive. You can get a top of the range limo for the credits they will ask you to lay down to drive one of these away.
They stripped the shield and the weaponry to make the vehicle lighter but it is no faster than the Pandora trike (which I can buy 3 of for the same price).
And don’t ask about the acceleration because it is just not there.

But people don’t buy this vehicle for the handling, or the top speed.
They buy it because it looks cool.
They buy it because it’s the ROADHOG!

It doesn't matter what I say. If you want that look you will save the creds and you will buy that bike.
Lets face it - if you had any sense you'd buy something that kept off the rain.

Andi, P&N for NWO


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