MK does GOREZONE!

4:48pm GOREZONE

/From Downtown Level 16

“Greetings from under the black MAL SHOCK! This is Zev Ziggler and Game Nugent with news and opinion from the World of Progress and Gorezone. It has been a busy week with approximately 30 meetings in three days here in Downtown Mort as we begin to assemble our staff for Gorezone crew and meet with many of the new Contract Killer talent. I would definitely term these meetings as very positive wouldnt you say Game?”

/Cameras pan to another suit of MAL Shock Powersuit armour with its visor up containing a blue eyed, fair haired human male in his 30’s

“I would Zev, World of Progress talent seemed to be very upbeat and anxiously awaiting the new season. This pre-launch is tentatively scheduled for mid-June, however, this is not yet finalized. Recordings are now set for Wednesdays with broadcast still tentatively set for late Saturday nights. However, that too is still being discussed and has yet to be finalized with ThirdEye and Station Analysis. Our new talent was encouraged to intensify workouts, lay down some new moves and to work as many independent BPN’s as possible. Most of these performers are very young, relatively inexperienced and need as much air time as possible. I also met with potential staff members, who also were excited about the new season of Gorezone. We sincerely want to put a superb staff and financiers together for these young talents and to add a few new faces to the existing roster. Back to you Zev!”

/Camera zooms back to Zev smilling eagerly through perfect white teeth, he grins with an eagerness that annoys millions because only a retard could smile that way in pouring rain.

“Thanks Game! Thank you SLA Operatives for sending in your audition recordings. Gorezone and World of Progress producers are reviewing all of them right now. Finalists will be selected to be regulars on a new virtual reality-based television series to document the discovery and creation of the next male and female Contract Killer Superstars! World of Progress executives, trainers, and stars will coach and judge the finalists with two of those individuals ultimately being awarded talent development contracts with the Department of Internal Affairs!
Yes you heard it here FIRST on Gorezone, IA are sponsoring for the first time in 58 years, two fresh new talent to tour the Contract Killer circuit! Over at Mort Central our girl on the scene Misty Moore, has an exclusive interveiw with IA’s representative Miss Sepulcher! Over to you Misty!”

/Scene cuts to inside a large black marble foyer of an reservedly decorated building. An hugely endowed brunette wearing a leather corset, miniskirt and far too much makeup holds a microphone. Next to her is a demure, grey skinned necanthrope of ebon extraction wearing a green pastel suit by Victor Gregorie of New Paris, behind the necanthrope is a 3 ton suit of light grey Damascus MkVII powersuit standing twice her height and weilding a SDN 03 23mm assault cannon.
Misty looks nervous, maybe because she has the appearance of a suburban call girl and the necanthrope, despite its uglyness still looks like it has more class than her.

“Hi veiwers, Im here today at the Department of Internal Affairs with Miss Sepulcher who has granted me an exclusive interveiw on the news that they are sponsoring two new contract killers on the Gorezone circuit! So tell me Sepulcher, why have Internal Affairs decided after all these years to outlay sponsorship?”

/The Necanthrope looks directly into the camera rather than pay any attention to Misty.

“Well Misty, its more of a private funding within Internal Affairs from a group of executives who wish to assist up and comming young operatives stay on the straight and narrow, acheive their dreams and do the right thing for SLA industries.”

/Misty Moore decides today is her day to make a name for herself and ask some more cutting questions. There is the sound of a door being slammed and the patter of feet on the marble floor.

“Is this as a way of raising money or as a way of attracting favourable attention to the department like Cloak Division has in the past by sponsoring Operatives?”

/The camera catches a young dark haired ebon male running past in the background, he is pursued by a five foot tall, white winged female necanthrope weilding a length of rubber hose. There are sounds of a screams and feminine giggling before the soundman filters them out.
/Unfazed by the direct line of questioning and weird happenings the necanthrope continues with supreme confidence.

“There is a lot of money involved yes, as a financier for this I am making available a slew of goodies for our new killers. Karma Implants, Ebb training, advanced combat training, custom weapons, armour and a very attractive salary for the right people. We have the capability to provide our people with an unprecedented edge never before seen in Gorezone.” Sepulcher pats the powersuit behind her tenderly with a black velvet glove before continuing, “As for business, we’re always open 24 hours a day ready to talk to any operatives or civilians out there who may need to chat in privacy over a cup of coffee.”

/The sound of rubber on flesh echo’s through the foyer along with muffled shreiking that the sound engineer finds impossible to remove. /Sepulcher uses a ‘notice me’ ebb affect at the cameraman as he begins to unconciously look at whats happening near the reception desk.

“Your not seriously going to let your contract killers out on the street with War World weaponry and armour on Gorezone are you? That equipment is banned in all sectors of Mort.."

/The small winged necanthrope seen earlier folds in behind Misty and scurries out of camera veiw, the woman looks extreamly worried.

“Not unless it was absolutely needed to be deployed, like I said earlier we tailor our people to suit the situation, will there be anything else?”

“No Miss Sepulcher, thankyou for your time, Gorezone looks forward to seeing your contract killers on the circuit. We’ll cut to an add break now before returning to Zev and Game at Downtown!”

/sound of a womans scream and a yell of “Heratic!” are cut off before the adds for MAL come on. The weaponry and armour look quite small compared to what was displayed on the screen beforehand.
Somewhere a producer is fired...

“This is Zev Ziggler with Game Nugent in the Gorezone that is soon to be Downtown level 16! Shiver units have cordoned off the area where the Temple of Sin Cognate have retreated after last nights beating at the hands of Edge and Gun Bunny.”
“Thats right Zev, the Temple of Sin lost Man Beast, Devils Tool and the upcomming downtown slasher with 4 kills to his name, Bad Meat in a furious assault by the Edge and Gun Bunny. Theres three less psychopaths on the street thanks to the killing axe of Edge and the duel 204 blitzkreig of the Gun Bunny! We transfer now to our man on the scene who’s in the middle of this Downtown waiting for the smackdown, Willy Gunn!”

/Scene of a deserted downtown street littered with 4 corpses, blue lights from SHIVER apc’s strobe the area at both ends of the street. Lines of 5 dozen green clad SHIVER’s are at the ready with Browbeaters aimed at the Yuc Fat noodle store.

“Yep Game, we’re ready for the Temple of Sin Cognate here today to pay for their crimes against the people of downtown. Im damned glad to be wearing this MAL Shock tonight, it’s the only thing out there that would stop the choptown in downtown as our suspects are holed up in the noodle store behind me. I’ll be taking you veiwers in with me as I cover the combat close up!”

/Game brings points over to the noodle shop with one huge articulated claw.

“You get ‘em Willy!” Zev says enthusiasticly.

“Thats right Zev!
The frustrations of the Temple of Sin have boiled over in recent weeks. They say it’s due to efforts to thwart their killings by dedicated SLA Operatives, though considering Von Razor and Paris Jane are in the group, it could be pent up sexual frustration.
Last week on Gorezone Steve ‘MAC’ Jackson and partner White Rhino brawled in the middle of downtown level 21 against the props Handy Pandy and RipperD. And Monday on Gorezone, ol’ Steve was used as a human dart by ‘Kiss’ of the Temple of Sin Cognate. As a result, the ‘The One’ defeated Kiss to continue the Temple of Sin’s losing streak. As any fan of Gorezone is aware of the competition between The One and “MAC” Stevie Jackson knows what I’m talking about here, the GASH Killers Title is on the line here tonight for Steve. Will he hold up his kill ratio in hand to hand combat against the up and comming killer ‘The One’?
Well take a quick break and be back to talk to Steve MAC Jackson, White Rhino and The One on their thoughts.”

/MAL “Big Gunz for Big Boyz” advert
GASH “Split that bitch up” advert

“This is Will Gunn talking to Steve MAC Jackson, White Rhino and The One as we’re in Downtown level 16. What are your thoughts on the kill count between you and The One, considering you’ve taken a fair beating lately?”

/Camera zooms on the Contract Killer Steve Jackson, human male age 24 with a handsome dueling scar on his right cheek.

“Well, when I was in the hospital I got Karma to patch me in another layer of Nuke Tendons so Im fit, fast and ready to rip some Cognate ass! As for the GASH title I reckon it’ll still be here tonight in my hands, me and The One are on the same side, theres a mutual grudge against Temple of Sin for us both and White Rhino dont like ‘em much either.”

/Camera pans to an enourmous brute of a Chagrin Stormer with white skin and an extra tusk growing out of its forehead.

“Wesa gunna bust dere azz so bad dey be feeling it inna next life.”

/Camera pans to The One, slender long haired man in a black trench coat with a chain axe and twin BLA Blitzers in his belt.

“The best side will win tonight and that is SLA industries”

“Thanks fellas, looks like the tear gas is going in now to flush the scum out. Best of luck”

Steve MAC Jackson hauls out twin MAC combat knives, “luck has nothing to do with it..”

/White Rhino begins a charge across the road as the first Cognate appears, an identified mass murderer known as ‘Tower of Pain’ who emerges from the teargas cloud. The 300pd 7ft tall human in dirty overalls raises his meat cleaver and brings it down on the shoulder of the charging Chagrin.

“Oh, thats a nasty blow to White Rhino but it hasnt slowed the big fella down!”
*crunch! *
“He’s hit Tower, all three tusks! Towers still raining blows down on the Big White Machine but it looks like Tower of Pain is done for!
* Smash! *
“Big hit ups here tonight, Rhino’s carried the Tower into the side of a dumpster and gotten himself in a world of hurt. Looks like The One has found himself a spot of trouble with Von Razor though, its chainaxe on FlickSythe!”

“But wait! The MAC is taking on Paris Jane and Blue Blazers! Lets get a closer look at this!

/Multiple Cameras close in on the SLA contract killer with the knives as he chops, slices and dices a bald headed woman with a Darknight combat knife and an ugly human with pox marks on his cheeks dressed in a white shirt and blue dreadlocks armed with a length of chain.
/A Chagrin is busy stomping to a bloody pulp the human it impaled earlier
/quick shots of Von Razor decapitating the darkly clad ‘The One’ and moving in on Steve Jackson.

“Its not a pretty scene down there, looks like The One wasnt the one tonight after all, stay tuned for our special after the show to commemorate the tradgic death of ‘The One’. Handing back over to you Willy”

“Thanks Zev, Ive never seen anything like it, Steves just gutted Paris Jane and is now strangling Blue Blazers with his own chain! But he better watch out for Von Razor!
What!
Did we get that?
Steve just threw that MAC of his into the face of Von Razor and its buried to the hilt in that psycho’s cranium. Oh veiwers! Have any of us seen such an arsekicking factory like Steve MAC Jackson tonight, god damn!”

/scenes of SHIVER forensics units cleaning up the mess after several slow motion replays for 10 minutes and a running documentry from the three commentators...

/roll credits

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