March 02's Competition Entry

From:
Jarrod Cornforth
Title:
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Entry text

Well, I saw this I felt compelled to enter, however I'm only on a day's break from military exercises, and don't get off it until the end date has past ... so I thought I should place something in. A BPN. Time permitting (Ha) I may try and bulk it out a bit.

The picture shows one of the latest media darlings of Gore Zone, Death-on-a-stick [sorry, no imagination at the moment, please replace with something better Sue: No. Its tacky and I like it :P] and one of his main sponsors is Vaulkie Pizzas. They receive a message from "Death on a stick" in the middle of one of a main Gore Zone that he is peckish and is in dire need of refreshment. The sponsors reply immediately. A crack Operative Squad is transporting his family sized pizza and large ICE cold fizzy beverage to him now, and that Squad is you! You are requested to deliver the pizza still piping hot to Death on a Stick, in perfect condition (i.e. hot with no pizza sticking to the lid of the box) and with unspilt drink. Should you succeed you squad will be shown on prime time television, undoubtly boosting your media exposure and Vaulkarie Pizzas will give preferential choice for sponsorship when you reach the required SCL levels.

However it is no simple walk in the park. The Gore Zone is currently been held in a disused office block between the 90th and 100th floor with no levels and walkways blocking the way down. Several large carrion nests are known to exist within the building, as well as serial killers, dark night operatives and other nasties. They must fight their way through these to Death on a stick to deliver the pizza in time (the thermo bag will only keep the pizza at optimine temperature for only one hour from the oven). Also the competitors in the Gore Zone may mistake the squad as 'local hazard's or, perchance, other competitors. Also Vaulakie;' Pizza's main rivals, Valhalla Burger have been involved in a big sponsorship battle for main sponsorship rights to Death on a stick and may well try and 'dissuade the squad from delivering the pizza.

The GM can decide on the cost and SCL, depending on how may beasties, serial killers, Gore Zone Competitors, and Valhalla Burger Mercenaries they use to beat down on them. (there is scientific proof that the gorgeous smell of Vaulkarie pizza can bring every carnivorous pig or carrion within a 2 km radius! Who ever holds the pizza will be the most likely to be attacked. But whoever delivers it will receive the most screen time). Don't forget Vaulkrie Pizza will not be happy if their pizza is shown to be imperfect on delivery on prime time television. And Valhalla Burger will no doubt be sending their own people to hand out a burger instead so the race is on!

Feel free to add a 'whaky races' element

Don't forget to keep the pizza level so the ingredients don't slump!


Comments
Ok it’s a bit quirky and I suspect your players would hate you for it... which is 2 things in its favour. However is needs a lot of padding out to make an actual BPN. Also the connection with the image is tenuous.
Score
4

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