Felt a new character coming on. prizes for any who can guess the song.
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"Sebastian the Toymaker? Waat sort o' a fooked up name is that, then? Lemme tell yer, if that pansy git e'er shows his face aroon' mine, I'll have it sawn off and drying in front a me nice wee fire afore yers can say "Oooo, Mr Motorpsycho, thaat was nae very nice of yer then!"
"Is someone gunna wash this blud off me or whut? Don't make me smack yer aboot!"
'Whiplash' Willie Cohen, Contract Killer. © Gorezone 901SD
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Slaughterhouse Six Profiles Cards*** Collect them All! *** | |
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| Name | 'Whiplash' Willie Cohen * |
| Alias | 'The Motor-psycho' |
| Race | Frother |
| Favourite Weapon | Chainaxe |
| Kill Total | 57 confirmed |
| Favourite Tactic | Riding down targets on his Calaharvey, and cutting them in to 2-3 pieces without stopping. |
| Sponsors | Dept of Pharmacology, Phase Inc., McTavish Tartan Tiling, Flying Jelly Attack Confectionary. |
| Quote | "Sod off, yer little bastards, afore I rip yers a new one. It's yer birthday is it? Is that supposed to make me NOT wanna bite yer face off?" |
| *Whiplash Willie care of Collateral Damage Management Services | |
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"Oh that reminds me. Never, ever, crash a bar until you're sure who's there. There was this one time we were following up on this White in Lower Downtown. This guy we were supposed to track down had left his scent all over this bar named Freddy's Free for All. We think, no worries, we can scare the shit out of some Downtowners and only have to worry about CAF. Bust in, cause a ruckus, and THEN we find out it's Whiplash Willie's favourite watering hole, and he definitely DOESN'T like being disturbed when he's drinking.
Lucky for me he'd left his Chainaxe at home on the charger, so he had to content himself with kicking six of my ribs in, and saying some really nasty things about my grandmother. She got quite upset when I told her.
Morgan Stuccs, SCL 9b, Advice for New Operatives, © Third Eye News 901SD