Well, viewers wasn't she sweet? With a son like THAT I don't think she'll NEED protecting from Thresher, ha ha ha! (© L. Mackay, 901)
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Well now, dear viewers, it's time for the slot that we all love.
The One! The Only!
It's Mort Central's Domestic Violence Videos!
Our first video, which has come to us thanks to Station Analysis, is of the happy couple Marge and Peter Delorio. Roll it!
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Ha-ha-ha, wasn't that great?
I never thought you could do THAT with a garlic press! (© P. Farthing 901)
The word from the Shiva Paramedic Team is that Mr Delorio has recovered completely, though I don't think we'll be seeing any little Delorio's for a while. Especially seeing Mrs Delorio won't be out for at least another two years! (© L. Mackay 901)
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Taken from script 127 of the Peter McToole Show, © Dept. of Third Eye News
"Well you know, people think it's easy being me, right? Just stand up in front of the cameras once a week and be charming? Well they should see the stuff I have to do for the rest of the week. All that dirt digging, calls to make, jokes to get written. What? All the parties and fashion shows? Fact finding missions, baby, fact finding missions..."
Peter McToole, Television Personality. © BackBeat Magazine