"This is Daniel O'Crowe, interviewing one of Morts hottest new squads - Kamikaze Stuntshow.
Kamikaze Stuntshow came bursting onto the scene this week and have completed no less than 4 BPN's in Cannibal Sector 1.
Though the squads fame has come at a price. Lets talk to Hed, the squads leader, and frother of clan Derga.
Hed, how do you feel being number 6 in Morts top ten squad list?"
'I feel pretty damn coool about it maan!'
"You've knocked some of the longtimers and heavyweights of the squad scene off their places, and you've managed all this in just one week. Pretty good going for a new squad."
'Weell, I've beeen around a bit, run with a feew squads, and seeen some of the coool things that frothers like mee can doo.'
"You do get up to some strange things in your squad. A Dergan frother squad leader is a rarity these days, and the squads two Stormers are always playing practical jokes on each other. Then theres the fact that the other 2 members of the squad change for each BPN.."
'Thats because they are the stuntshow maan, they are what make us famous. Like, they are just part of the act, part of the act for Raus and Raul to play jokes on, part of the act for me to cut up to tempt the carrien out'
"Yes, indeed. Circular-saw sales have doubled in the last week. Do you reckon this trend has been caused by you using them against carrien and your squad?"
'Yeah maan, it's like, like, like people just really want to bee mee maan. Like they want to stick a saw into a carrien and hear the blade slice away at the skiin.'
"There you have it people, Hed's own comments about himself, his team, and circular saws. Stay tuned for the footage of today's BPN into CS1. How many carrien will die today?, will Raus get Raul back for yesterday's flashbang in his nappy? And how will todays unlucky recruits die?"
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