kids TV on Mort

And it was issued....

Some one do something interesting or I'll have to do the washing up!!!

Ok Challenge - being a comp with out a prize or a winner.

Childrens television on Mort.
Blurb for the TV listings guide on this weeks episode - 4 to 5 lines.

Entrys to appear on pandora kids section.

SUE

And they answered....

Darke

Showing this week on 3rd eye: 7 and the Contract Channel

Captain Contract. The Movie
The all star animated series that has propelled so many of our most famous CK's into the lime light has now become a major animated motion picture. From the same team who brought you "Final Fantasia" and "Doob Story" comes the epic tale of Captain Contract's ultimate battle with Xoltar for the very planet of Mort. With his trusty Shaktarian sidekick Kl'Nktrl and a dazzling array of weapons The Captain will fight his most dangerous foe for the final time.

Featuring state of the art graphics and amazing fights (based on actual deathmatches) this is a spectacle guaranteed to entertain children of all ages.

Features the fighting talents and guest voices of such mega-stars as Johnny Automatic, Preacher, Tig, Ultra Violet and Sour Blood. Plus special guest voice appearance by Mr Slayer Himself!

Don't Miss Captain Contract: The Movie Airing this week.

Denise:

Doobries Amuk!
Classic teevee programming containing blue doobries and their fight for peace and betterment (with increasingly better gunnery) against the perennial DN baddie Gorgeous Mel and his cat, Gabriel, that wants to silence them. Cartooning at its best. Today's Episode: Sissie doobrie meets a Domino Dog

Mr. Pansy's Neighborhood:
Mr. Pansy is a lovable 313 that sings, always wears a sweater and loafers, and shows kids around a typical suburban neighborhood. He also encourages manners and pretending. Today's Episode: Mr. Pansy tours a pet store/King Slayer and Prince Intruder settle a fight in the land of "Allinyourhead."

Ebbanon
Based on the recent children's collectable card-game, Ebbanon, five friends travel New Paris together, challenging other children to battle their decks in search of mastery. These decks have various famous Ebons and ebb powers on them, which come to life to do battle when summoned in special arenas.

Minefield
Everyone's favorite fat DAF has his own show now! Laugh as Minefield sets up traps for his subverse neighbor Podunk and eats his way through innumerable boxes of Orienta take-out.

Where on Mort is Carmen Orienta?
Educational children’s television quiz show to help contestants and viewers learn more about Mort’s geography and history.

Starfruit in Spandex
Anthropomorphic star fruit that spend their day playing with stuffed carrien dolls that have magickally come to life. Teaches children manners, gun safety, and other basics.

Weeblo Brothers Cartoons
The group that brought you Wraith Loops and the Baby Wraiths Comedy Hour now send up this new offering where the Weeblo Brothers escape from their confinement cells and wreak havoc on a space-station in a humerous manner. Supporting cast of other character archetypes common to the World of Progress. Best suited for pre-teens or teenagers, but smaller children may find the slapstick-style humor amusing as well.

Wraith Loops
A Wraith’s Eye cartoon view of the other races and how they interact, from Weeblo Brothers Studios. Stars such well-known characters as Sly Sylvester (Every girl’s favorite Wraith), Dipsy Doobrie (Doobrie with a speech impediment and a duck bill that is constantly trying to escape getting re-educated at Karma) and everyone’s favorite, Gorgeous Rabbit (A Succubus 813).

Baby Wraiths Comedy Hour
A version of Wraith Loops for the younger crowd, often guesting the original Wraith Loops as instructors at Polo University where the younger (and slightly altered) Baby Wraiths go to school.

Mini Morphing Doobrie Heros
A collection of Doobries that save Mort on a daily basis from the threats of Thresher suits and assorted monsters with the help of their mystical Oriental arts and vehicles that transform into a giant robot. Now in it’s tenth season!

Birdman’s World
Hosted by Carl Birdman of Karma Labs, this weekly half-hour segment shows kids how science works in all aspects. This week: Vevaphon creation, Home-made potato guns, and Birdman’s favorite card-tricks.

Starlight’s Segment
Dark Lament’s answer to Birdman’s World, this show is hosted by Starlight, an SCL 4 from Dark Lament and emphasizes the use of Ebb. This week: Why you shouldn’t freeze over the family fish.

Marble’s Mysteries
Starring the lovable DAC, Marble, and her Shiver handler, Rick, they track down missing people in Downtown or in space stations using clues that even the youngest children can understand.

Admiral Shaktar
Children’s variety show with seven segments of assorted popular guests, animal acts, cartoons, and public service announcements. Today: Downtown the up-and-coming Contract Killer/ Sln’grr and his seven fabulous felines/How to rid your home of unwanted carnivorous pigs

The Meathead Show
Another children’s variety show starring Matthew Meathead the Frog, Mizz Piggie the Carniverous Pig, Gorgonzola the Weird, and other creations from the puppetry of J’m H’nsn Studios. This week’s guest: Luna Hamiltoon, co-star of the recent hit movie “Planet Wars.”

Grace

Charlie and the Weevils.
A story about a young Frother and his adventures in a make believe land filled with wheeled Doobries.

The TeleDoobries
Younger kids programmes featuring 4 brightly coloured doobries and a modified tex trek drone called noo-noo.

Mornington Cresent
Life size puppets teach kids how to read and write. Featuring strange large furry creatures such as Big burg the friendly furry yellow 313, Groucho the the vevaphon who enjoy's morphing into trashcans and complains when people use him as one and Elmer the saccharine sweet Doobrie who loves everything.

Butfink
The super hero Vevaphon. Bullets cannot harm him, because he makes wings like a shield of steel. He fights crime with his sidekick K'r't, the Shaktar who is a martial arts champ. Each episode includes a cliffhanger which sees Butfink in mortal danger. Does he escape? Of course he does!

For the older kids;

Bayou Grove
A story about a after school club in the underprivileged Bayou sector of downtown. The kids are always getting into all sorts of trouble.

Mc Giver
The Frother working for the shadowy Cloak Division, battles against a variety of bad guys using only his brains and the ability to use any item to his advantage.

Alpha Squad
4 war world veterans battle injustice and fight for freedom in every episode. Features a 313 called Barrackas who has a fetish for jewelry and his Black APC with a red stripe down it. Murdoch the fruit-loop Frother who baits the 313 at every opportunity. Faris the super suave Wraith and a hit with every lady. Finally their boss H'nb'l the Shaktar.

Clarissa the Ebon Explains It All.
In each episode Clarissa would talk back to the viewer explaining how she felt about things in her life and we would be shown how it turned out. Clarissa had a horrible brother called Ferguson who was either after world domination (sort of) or to make as much money as possible even at the expense of others.

roger

Buster Malone and Friends
Gangsters throughout histroy. Series of short episodes staring famous crime figures and what they did wrong [ie how they got caught]. Narrated by reformed crime boss Alexander 'Buster' Malone.

Stewart:

Thunderwraiths (Rpt.)
Animated show with a squad of Wraith Raider operatives trapped on a far off world, where they must pursue the deadly DarkNight traitors that shot them down, and the evil entity that sponsors these raiders. Today's episode: Pan'thrr modifies the group's tank in response to a new DarkNight weapon

22 Acacia Avenue
Cartoon about Eric, a young buy who is secretly the super-Operative known as "AppleMan", and the trials and tribulations of keeping his family and neighbors away from his secret whilst battling villains like Orangehead

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