Payroll

"SLA Industries, Payroll, Alex speaking... no... There's a form, have your supervisor fill it out."

"SLA Industries, Payroll, Alex speaking... ok... hu-huh... there's a form... yes... but you need to speak to the billing department listed on the BPN... the BPN... yes, the little blue card. Hu-huh. Talk to them."

"SLA Industries, Payroll, Alex speaking... benefits? Yes, speak to the Dept of Social Services... Yes, I realize it is taken out of your check... I get a form... that's right... uh-huh... I see... of course... yes, very upsetting... Dept of Social Services... S... O... C... I... A... L..."

"SLA Industires, Payroll, Alex speaking... bonus... no, I don't think so... what's your SIN...? your SLA Identification Number...? on your employee ID card...? Are you an Op, sir...? OK, you need to call the billing dept on the BPN... Oh, yes, I would imagine it is very difficult to call billing for Cloak... No, I'm afraid I can't process it for you... 'Cause I'm afraid... Yes, maybe you should just let it go..."

"SLA Industries, Payroll, Alex speaking... overtime...? For last period...? No... Because of the holiday... yes, anything over 40 hours... holiday doesn't count... even if it is for the SLA Corporate Anniversary... Actually, Mr. Slayer feels it is very loyal..."

"SLA Industries, Payroll, Alex speaking... no... no... absolutely not... no... no one gets their check early... no one... Oh, yeah, ha ha, very funny, no the Perceptor has direct deposit... no... really, no..."

"...Hello, Station Analysis... Hi, Maria, this is Alex in Payroll... Look, I'm routing a few termination forms down to your attention... yes, I have the form right here from your supervisor, bonus of 25 credits... Oh, my mistake, you're right, 250 credits..."

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