Directive X-Topica-Id: 1026065346.inmta004.17268.1011547
Requirements: Produce a written report and deliver by 7pm 9/7.

Dear madam,

How can you expect us to produce a report on what happened in just 48 hours? The events themselves took longer to transpire and there is a lot of information to collate. All the Squad members are loyal operatives trying to output accurate reports and 48 hours is nowhere near enough time unless you just want short, inaccurate, unedited sketches. A report like this takes time to craft and form, time to tweak and prune.

If you want to get Operatives to give their best performances, you have to stop imposing unreasonable deadlines upon them. I for one am raising this issue with your superiors and feel it is only fair to warn you of such actions.

Geidge McNish ...

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Message transcribed to "Whiners database" and monitoring upped on Operative McNish. Squad placed under scrutiny. If they can't produce reports on time, maybe we should assign a chipped operative to the squad so we can monitor their actions ourselves.
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